He sends the kids to school with lunches sans key ingredients–like anything resembling protein—and calmly heads to the office… on time. Right before bed, he riles them up with no-holds-barred wrestling bouts. And while you’re rushing around all weekend cleaning, shopping, emailing, multitasking, he’s reading the paper, watching the game, playing airplane with the baby. You know, chilling. Admit it: Don’t you sometimes wish your kids’ dad would act more like, well, a mom?